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Roses are red ... Violets are blue ... but a face like yours belongs in the zoo !!! |
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When are you really full of confidence? .............. If you fart having diarrhoea.
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You know when you are really too fat? When you are on the beach and Greenpeace carries you back to the sea. |
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If I ever die because of marihuana, mark on my grave, I am too stoned to get up!!
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Women are just like frogs. They have a big mouth and are scared of the stork. |
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On the door of a toilet....Some people come here to sit and wonder, I come here to shit like thunder! |
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Nice hair, a shame that you sit on it. |
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It is red and it taps on the window .................... A baby in a microwave. |
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The more the merrier. The more women, the more prettier.
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I love the sea, I love the rocks, but when I see you I need to puke ! |
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