Oh menu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c   Oh
mneu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c   Na
paper mainu aanda c, na paper ohnu aanda c.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hi hi hi hi hi hi hi
hi hi hi ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho... Kuch nahi
yaar bas aapki shakal yaad aa gayi!

ek lady jiske 20 bacche hai wo dosri lady se:-  bahen
mujhe apne sohar se sacha pyar nahi mila

Surprise news 4 u, Rent free accommodation, Khana
peena, Sona rehna, Every things free, More detail just
dial “15”

An old rich man marries a young girl. Interviewer ask
to girl- apne inme shadi ke liye kya dekha- girl-ek to
inki income aur doosre inke din kam.

Sardar ko party ka invitation mila jime likha tha pink
tie only. sardar: party me gaya to dekha logo ne paint
shirt bhi pahni thi....!

AISI KON SI CHEEZ HAI JO WOMAN MAIN AAGE HOTI HAI AUR
COW MAIN PEECHE HITI
HAI  ?  ?  ?  ?  ?  ?  ?  ?  ?  ?  ?  ?  ?  ?  ?  ?  ?  WOMAN=W  COW=W    HAR
WAQT GALAT MAT SOCHA KARO

TERE BISTAR MAI KHATMAL HON. TERE ROOM MAIN  MACHHAR
HO. TERI RZAAI PHATE HO. POORI RAAT THAND LAGE.  TERE
SAPNO MAI BHOOT AYE.  AGAR TO MUJHE BHOOL JAE.

chandni raat me sone se pehle,khawbo ki duniya me khone
se pehle maine socha tumhe ehsaas dila du......        
      SUSU KARKE SONA!!

T: 2 a student a=b, b=c means a=c.  Give me an example.
St:I L u-u L y'r daughter-so I l y'r daughter.