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Women to sikh Police officer:
"Sardar ji ik saal ho gaya mera banda karon aalu lan niklaya si te wapis nai aya...?
Sardar:" Te tussi koi hor handi paka lo |
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5 sardars ne mil kar 1 taxi li,
15 din hogaye lekin koi savari nahi mili,
Q?
Q k 3 sardar peche
aur
2 sardar aage beth k savari dhund rahay thay. |
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Q:- Why does Sardar always smile during lightning storms?
A:- They think their picture is being taken. |
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Ek sardar se kissi ne poocha k
sardar ji agar app ko garmi lagy to app kya karo gay?
Sardar: jenab hum a.c k pass ja k beth jain gay.
Admai: agar phir bhi appko garmi lagy to kya karo gay?
Sardar: jenab tab hum a.c on kar lain gay.
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Sardar: Station jaane k kitne logay?
Riksha wala: 50..
Sardar: 20 lelo..
Riksha wala: 20 main kon le k jaayeega??
Sardar: tum piche bheto hum le k jaayega.. |
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Sardar ji & his wife going to city in auto.
Driver adjusted miror.
Sardarji shouted you are seeing my wife.
Go & sit back. I will drive auto…:D
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Sardar: I hav’nt slept all nite in the train.
Friend: Y?
Sardar: Got upper berth.
Friend: Y did’nt u ecchanged?
Sardar: oye, there was nobody
2 exchange in the lower birth.. |
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