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One out of four people is a chinese. If your father, your mother and your brother are not Chinese, it must be you. |
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You don't know the meaning of the word "fear" - but then again you don't know the meaning of most words. |
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Are you free tonight, or will it cost me? I'm new in town, can you give me directions to your flat? |
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Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born smart & handsome, but what the hell happend to you? |
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Today its cool to have small cars and small computers.Soon it will be cool to have a small penis too.then you my friend will be THE MAN!! |
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The rain makes all things beautiful.The grass & flowers 2.If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn't it rain on you? |
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If my head looks like yours, I'd shave my rear end and walked on my hands. |
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On the door of a toilet....Some people come here to sit and wonder, I come here to shit like thunder! |
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I'm popey the sailorman, I'm member of the klu klux clan, when I pull the triger, I kill a fuc***g nigger. I'm popey the sailor man, toet toet. |
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Mobile phones are the only things in live of which men talk about having the smallest. |
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