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Banta joins army, given AK 47. He's puzzled & asks Major: Sir, yeh bandook ki nali samne rakhun ya ulta?
Major: Kisi bhi taraf rakho, faida desh ka hi hoga |
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Santa proposing a girl: Darling kya tum mujse shadi karogi?
Girl: Tameez se baat karo.
Santa: Behan ji, kya aap mujhse shaadi karoge? |
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Inspector to Santa: Faansi se pehle, bata teri aakhri ichha kya hai?
Santa: Mere pair upar aur sir neeche kar k faansi de do! |
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Sardar at bar in New York.
Man on his right says "Johny Walker single"
Man on his left says "Peter Scotch single"
Sardar says - "Baljith Singh Married" |
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Boss: am giving u job as a driver. STARTING salary Rs.2000/-, is it o.k?
Santa: U R great sir! Starting salary is o.k.. but how much is DRIVING salary? |
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2 sardarjis looking at Egyptian mummy.
Sardar 1: Look so many bandages, pakka lorry accident case.
Sardar 2: Aaho, lorry number is also written.. BC 1760! |
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Interviewer: what is ur qualification?
Santa: Sir I am Ph.d.
Interviewer: what do u mean by Ph.d?
Santa: (smiling) PASSED HIGHSCHOOL with DIFFICULTY. |
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Heights of Friendship:
Santa commiting suicide, someone asked the reason. He said: My wife ran with my friend and I can't live without my friend. |
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Santa: What is the similarity between Bill Gates n Me?
Banta: Don’t know.
Santa: Well.. He never comes to my house & I never go 2 his! |
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A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai?
Santa replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja... |
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